Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?

PLEASE lock this thread i mean there are girls in the forums too.

There is so many girls in this forum i cant even attempt to name em all...:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
##Racer##: *sitting alone with an erection and looking at a  woman\'s handbag..

##Racer##: Hey, I could, bench-press that with my \'Mr.Rogers\'....Yeah!

*he puts it on and tries to lift it..*

*SNAP!*

##Racer##: OWWW! Oh MY god! Its limp! But not really limp and it hurts!!!

*he tries to wake it up and keeps talking to it..*

##Racer##: Come on man, wake up, your not dead....oh my god..the PAIN!

*dials 911 or whatever the Aussie equal of that is..*

Operator : State your emergency , Sir.

##Racer##: I, uh, well, you see...(in pain)..Well, I sort of broke my \'Mr.Rogers\'.

Operator: Your what? Is this a prank call?

##Racer## : No, well, see there was a handbag and...

Operator : Sir, what is the emergency? Are you in any pain? Danger?

##Racer##: Look lady, I tried to lift a woman\'s handbag with my penis and now it broke and I\'m in massive pain!!

Operator: (laughing) It broke , Sir?

##Racer##: I guess so, I felt a snap and now its limp and I\'m in pain!!  I need an ambulance!

Operator:  (still laughing) Okay Sir, try not to move it to much and we\'ll have someone out there to help you with your little problem...

##Racer##: It isn\'t little damnit! I\'m normal for my age!

Operator: I didn\'t mean it like that!

Hahaha, you should right movie scripts, that was kinda cool...

The emergency # in Australia is 000

Womens handbag, Hmmm, never tried that one before... Though I have tried a

Originally posted by JesusFreak!
PLEASE lock this thread i mean there are girls in the forums too.

Buddy, I am a Christian (I assume you are too), and there is nothing wrong with this post, so grow up.

And no, I am not a once a year Christian, I go to church every Sunday, so dont you go dissin me about this post.

I aint dissin...i just thought that it was a gross topic to post about.

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[Living-In-Clip]

Originally posted by JesusFreak!
I aint dissin...i just thought that it was a gross topic to post about.

:alien:  
 
:boom:  
 
:burn:  
:clown:  
 
:cool:  
:crap:  
 
:eek:  
:o  
:evil:  
:eyemouth:  
:facelick:  
:fro:  
 
:hat:  
:hold:  


:nerd:
:nut:  
:thepimp:  
:rpissed:  
:rolleyes:
:sconf:  
:shy:  

 
:smokin:  
:snore:  
   
:vader:
:wedge:
 
:yawn:

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