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Offline moovingnstereo1
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« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2002, 09:13:13 PM »
:sleepy: it was not what i expected from george lucus:eek:
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« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2002, 12:03:53 AM »
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living in clip looks like a non star wars fan so his opinion can probably be trusted gijoe man is sorta like final fantasy fans saying ffx was great when indeed it wasnt...just mediocre like episode 2 probably was


i no longer have any respect with what you say..  Gman summed it up.  If you cant respect others\' opinions on the boards then you have no use.  Because you think something does not make it fact.

"probably" ??  pfft, go home, there are MANY non-star wars fans here who loved the movie, just ask Samwise.. you need to grow up and stop direspecting things you have never seen..

at least with FFX you have actually played it, so therefore you are entitled to your opinion..

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He read the subject heading and no more. Look at it, no where on the subject heading does it say "NO SPOILERS". So what if Joyda\'s message had a spoiler?


that still doesnt change how \'bright\' he is  :)  if you think there might be spoilers in the thread, dont go into it.. if you want to find out if there are spoilers, read the first frickin\' line of text at least..

no idiot is going to post spoilers of a huge movie and not mention them, especially someone as experienced (sexually?) as Darth Joyda..

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« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2002, 12:27:53 AM »
Indeed ;) Patience you should have; read the first paragraphs carefully you must. Lost intelligence, Gman has. How embarrassing... How embarrassing... :D




There are many ways to notify a Star Wars -virgin about possible spoilers ( or inform about the lack there of ). My explanation served as a good indicator, at least in my opinion - being a great prelude for the review itself ;)
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« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2002, 05:48:06 AM »
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Indeed ;) Patience you should have; read the first paragraphs carefully you must. Lost intelligence, Gman has. How embarrassing... How embarrassing... :D



Heh...my point was, what if your first paragraph contained a spoiler? Then what?
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« Reply #34 on: May 19, 2002, 05:56:03 AM »
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Heh...my point was, what if your first paragraph contained a spoiler? Then what?


ugh

yeah.. what if Darth Joyda wrote it like this

"ANAKIN DIES AND IS REINCARNATED AS RIPLEY FROM ALIENS.. anyway i think its a good movie"

;):)

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« Reply #35 on: May 19, 2002, 06:00:14 AM »
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ugh

yeah.. what if Darth Joyda wrote it like this

"ANAKIN DIES AND IS REINCARNATED AS RIPLEY FROM ALIENS.. anyway i think its a good movie"

;):)


HA! Better yet,

"WHY DIDN\'T BRUCE WILLIS KNOW HE WAS ALREADY DEAD IN The 6th Sense? BTW, SPOILER!"

;)
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« Reply #36 on: May 19, 2002, 07:10:41 AM »
one thing, there would be no luke or leia without the love story, they are not test tube babies.

another thing, Ep III will probably be like this...

SPOILERS!!!

as you saw in Ep II, ani got his hand cut off by Duku, so therefore the start to his transformation to machine...  a good reason why he lost the battle.

also, now that the republic has granted emergency power to palpatine, he can at any moment, destroy the republic and reveal himself as Darth Sidious... well now Emporer Palpatine I guess.

trade federation is soon to be destroyed, they won\'t last long in Ep 3...

Luke and Leia MUST be born, and given to Owen Lars, Anakins BROTHER...

Clone Troopers will turn into imperial storm troopers.

Amidala\'s fateful death... which will probably lead to his turn to the darkside and his allegiance with Palpatine.

END SPOILERS

Ep I - Friendly Lovable, happy go lucky
Ep II - filled with emotions of love, anger, and frustration
Ep III - (I assume)  Dark, saddening, EVIL
Ep IV - uplifting, everything turns around type movie
Ep V - once again dark, revealing, dark side wins
Ep VI - a good happy ending, emotions flying

I know it might be hard, but I want a movie that sorta puts them all into perspective.
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« Reply #37 on: May 19, 2002, 07:33:49 AM »
Theaters around here are packed to see that movie. You have to buy tickets in advance. Oh well, i\'ll see it someday.
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« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2002, 03:14:16 AM »
I\'ve just seen it now, and I enjoyed it, I agree with your 8.5 out of 10 Joyda. The dialogue sucked ass at times, but the action scenes were incredible, plus yoda 0wnz j00!!!!! I think the next one will be be brilliant because so much has to happen in it, I really cant wait, think I might go watch Ep1 and the trilogy now, I love Star Wars!!
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« Reply #39 on: May 24, 2002, 04:03:34 AM »
This argument leads nowhere... ;)
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« Reply #40 on: May 24, 2002, 10:14:36 AM »
Yoda is Kermit. But Miss Piggy sucked the Force out of him.

That fat pig! :rpissed:
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« Reply #41 on: May 24, 2002, 08:17:42 PM »
I thought it was very good but I felt it could\'ve been better. I\'m planning to see it again so that means something. Definitely better than episode 1. Star Wars will forever rule! :cool:
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