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Offline shockwaves
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« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2002, 01:52:26 PM »
Hulkster walked up, and gave Unknown\'s dead body a lemon smoothie.  The smoothie brought him back to life, and there was much rejoicing.
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« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2002, 01:58:37 PM »
and he like what he tasted
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« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2002, 02:34:24 PM »
then he realized that he accidentally produced an orange smoothie.
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« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2002, 02:35:08 PM »
So he threw it away, got his Lemon Smoothie Company back into business, and distributed these awesome Lemon Smoothies worldwide, giving me a smoothie, too :)

*sips on a Lemon Smoothie, keeps baseball bat in hand*

See Yuz.
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« Reply #34 on: June 25, 2002, 02:39:01 PM »
Then his lemon smootie company went out of business because his yellow lemon smoothie because it was yellow but not a lemon smoothie. ;)
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« Reply #35 on: June 25, 2002, 02:54:30 PM »
Then he made a post that made a little more sense, and reopened his lemon smoothie factory :D
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« Reply #36 on: June 25, 2002, 02:54:41 PM »
once the lemon smoothie factory re-opened, unknown went into a state of madness and chuged a gallon of lemon smoothie, this gave him the mother of all brain freezes! what happened next was.....
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« Reply #37 on: June 25, 2002, 02:59:26 PM »
shockwaves came, and tried to take over the smoothie factory...
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« Reply #38 on: June 25, 2002, 04:21:51 PM »
...but then unknown came back after masturbating uncontrollably and gave shockwaves a taste of his new flavor: white delight, which made him...
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« Reply #39 on: June 25, 2002, 04:22:51 PM »
spit it out and drink more lemon smoothie.  He never liked coconut flavor anyway.
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« Reply #40 on: June 25, 2002, 04:24:54 PM »
Have a seizure :)

Shockwaves then sued for the right of the Lemon Smoothie Factory...
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« Reply #41 on: June 25, 2002, 05:23:16 PM »
Then that nutty guy Titan came and blew up the factory with about 500 pounds of C4. Then he ran away laughing with his hands flying in the air.
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« Reply #42 on: June 25, 2002, 05:47:56 PM »
Hulkster walks up to Titan, and hands him a lemon smoothie.
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« Reply #43 on: June 25, 2002, 06:45:28 PM »
Titan takes the yellow smoothie and realizes its frozen pee.
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« Reply #44 on: June 25, 2002, 07:43:17 PM »
But drank it anyway because had aquired a taste for it already
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