Oldie but a goodie
why i fired my secretary
A few weeks ago was my 30th birthday and I wasn\'t feeling too
good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would
be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a
present for me.
As it turned out, she didn\'t even say good morning, let alone any
happy birthday. I thought, well, that\'s wives for you, the
children
will remember..
The children came in to breakfast and didn\'t say a word. So when
I
left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good
morning,
Boss. "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone
had
remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door
and said, "You know, it\'s such a beautiful day outside, and it\'s
your
birthday, let\'s go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that\'s the greatest thing I\'ve heard all day.
"Let\'s go!" We went to lunch.
We didn\'t go where we normally go; instead we went out to a
private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it\'s
such a beautiful day. We don\'t need to go back to the office,
do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let\'s go to my apartment."
After arriving at her
apartment she said, "Boss, if you don\'t mind, I think I\'ll go into
the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" "Sure!"
I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children,
and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there ----
on the couch ----
naked.
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in the words of the ever wise, spudz... "you know what to do, list em bitch"
