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Offline Cyrus
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« on: January 16, 2004, 06:24:39 AM »
You know its not really that I dislike them so what eat what you want its the extremists the "PETA" pricks that I cant stand. I was stoping in for one of those 6 dollars burgers at Carls JR and bam Im covered in Damn Vegetarians telling me how the animals were slaughtered and tourtured and crap like that.

Here is what I propose:

The bunch of us go in toghther and open a Resturant called "Vegetarians Only" we lure them in sit them down and cover the menu in nothing but animal dishes. Steak and BBQ chicken plater or Beef Tartar.

and for a slogan........

Salad............. It\'s what food EATS.

Got any other ideas?

oh and..

:gman:
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2004, 06:52:10 AM »
That\'s what gripes me about them.

We don\'t force them to share our views, but they do this sort of crap to try to get us to follow their suit.

If they want eat plants for every meal, and spend the day with no energy, then let them, as long as they don\'t try to stop the rest of us normaltons eating the way we were intended to.
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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2004, 07:19:54 AM »
Why don\'t you guys just hunt down a human herbivore and eat it. That\'s what I do. So far, I\'ve hunted down one female vegitarian, and after eating her for a while, she wanted to marry me.

Then I stabbed her with my stick and she just screamed "Oh my God, Jesus! Don\'t ever stop!!!"

She was weird. So I kicked out of my bed and later that day, I noticed all my vegitables were missing.

I\'m very angry right now.

« Last Edit: January 16, 2004, 07:21:22 AM by GmanJoe »
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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2004, 07:25:45 AM »
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Why don\'t you guys just hunt down a human herbivore and eat it. That\'s what I do. So far, I\'ve hunted down one female vegitarian, and after eating her for a while, she wanted to marry me.

Then I stabbed her with my stick and she just screamed "Oh my God, Jesus! Don\'t ever stop!!!"

She was weird. So I kicked out of my bed and later that day, I noticed all my vegitables were missing.

I\'m very angry right now.



...and (probably) confused! :eek:
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2004, 07:27:44 AM »
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...and (probably) confused! :eek:


I once charged at one of Holland\'s famous windmills. I thought it was a dragon. I heard someone else did that too. But he\'s more famous. Don Quixote was his name. Crazy Spanish guy. Adan is probably related to that coconut. ;)
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« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2004, 08:27:33 AM »
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
Why don\'t you guys just hunt down a human herbivore  and eat it. That\'s what I do. So far, I\'ve hunted down one female vegitarian, and after eating her for a while, she wanted to marry me.

Then I stabbed her with my stick and she just screamed "Oh my God, Jesus! Don\'t ever stop!!!"

She was weird. So I kicked out of my bed and later that day, I noticed all my vegitables were missing.

I\'m very angry right now.



Dont you ever thing about it.I know that you want me too deeply :p
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« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2004, 08:29:26 AM »
meh...stupid double post! :(



guess there\'s only one more thing to do:
:gman:
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« Last Edit: January 16, 2004, 08:31:28 AM by politiepet »
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.
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« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2004, 08:29:40 AM »
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I once charged at one of Holland\'s famous windmills. I thought it was a dragon. I heard someone else did that too. But he\'s more famous. Don Quixote was his name. Crazy Spanish guy. Adan is probably related to that coconut. ;)


more importantly.....did you kill it? :eek:

...stupid dragons attacking my country! :(
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.
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« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2004, 08:42:27 AM »
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more importantly.....did you kill it? :eek:

...stupid dragons attacking my country! :(


That and little boys with their fingers in Dykes.
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« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2004, 09:12:21 AM »
I would love to show those PETA freaks what real meat tastes like. ;)
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« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2004, 09:19:02 AM »
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If they want eat plants for every meal, and spend the day with no energy then let them, as long as they don\'t try to stop the rest of us normaltons eating the way we were intended to.
 

 


thats not most retarded thing i\'ve ever heard
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« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2004, 10:33:21 AM »
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thats not most retarded thing i\'ve ever heard


Really ?

/me gives mm the web address to the the Phantom "CONSOLE KULLER" forum ;)
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« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2004, 11:19:07 AM »
Humans are omnivores. We are designed to eat meat and veggies. We are also designed to hunt the meat and forage for veggies. Meh......I guess times change.
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« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2004, 12:09:39 PM »
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thats not most retarded thing i\'ve ever heard


That\'s NOT most retarded thing? :laughing: So he\'s actually smart? ;)
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« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2004, 05:36:09 PM »
Yeah, vegetarians piss me off. As long as they don\'t shove their beliefs down my throat I dont mind them. My history teacher is very liberal. Around Thanksgiving time, he was handing out pamphlets from PETA (he\'s vegetarian). I was laughing like hell. It said that meat is dangerous and if you eat it, it will kill you and the only way you would survive to old age and healthy is to eat beans and salads. Such ignorant comments :rolleyes: I should have asked him for the pamphlets.
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