Need some "romantic ideas" (LIC and Quddus not allowed)

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Originally posted by Jumpman
Just be yourself!

That\'s such a shit suggestion. Just being himself is why he is still a virgin (and yourself).

Ok, the goal is not to have sex in the end, I\'m shooting for something really romantic and special. And by romantic I\'m not talking like fancy French restaurant, my girlfriend loves fun places and stuff, I just want some ideas to make the night special.

Help me you homosexuals.

EDIT: And you don\'t know what goes on in my relationship, however assumptions always make me laugh.

But let\'s focus folks.

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Originally posted by SwifDi
Ok, the goal is not to have sex in the end, I\'m shooting for something really romantic and special. And by romantic I\'m not talking like fancy French restaurant, my girlfriend loves fun places and stuff, I just want some ideas to make the night special.

Help me you homosexuals.

I\'m sorry. We\'re all straight, non-virgin\'s. When we do something romantic, we are thinking about the pay-off. I don\'t think any of us can give you any advice on this situation. You, my friend, need to go watch some chick flicks and study them extremely hard, because that is the only way you\'ll get an idea of how to be romantic without thinking about nookie.

[Jumpman]

Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
That\'s such a shit suggestion. Just being himself is why he is still a virgin (and yourself).

WHY DON\'T YOU RUB IT IN A LITTLE MORE ASS-HOLE.

Seriously, have you seen a pic of Swift? And a pic of his GF? She\'s no eye-candy, but he\'s gotta be doing something right...

Originally posted by SwifDi
Ok, the goal is not to have sex in the end, I\'m shooting for something really romantic and special. And by romantic I\'m not talking like fancy French restaurant, my girlfriend loves fun places and stuff, I just want some ideas to make the night special.

Help me you homosexuals.

EDIT: And you don\'t know what goes on in my relationship, however assumptions always make me laugh.

But let\'s focus folks.

Why keep throwing emotions and money into a bottomless pit? Be selfish Swifdi. Being nice will not get you anything. If you are not a man about it now. You will regret it later on.

If you want spend time or money on a female that will not sleep with you, and truly appreciate it. Do somthing nice for your mom.

Edit: Just noticed that sounded nasty, but hopefully you will get the idea.

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Originally posted by SwifDi

Sorry, bud, but it is true.

Not trashing you, but you do not think like the typical male. The typical male thinks like this..

..."Oh yeah, one year annivesary...Do something romantic..Goin\' to get some lovin\' tonight..."

You are thinking like this...

..."Oh, it\'s so great! It\'s our one year anniversary. I have to be oh so romantic and that way we can cuddle and show our undying and devoted love..."

Most men don\'t think like the latter of the two.

Dude, I\'m an ugly tool, but my girlfriend is freaking hot. She\'s into me for my mad Madden skills.

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Originally posted by SwifDi
Dude, I\'m an ugly tool, but my girlfriend is freaking hot. She\'s into me for my mad Madden skills.

I wouldn\'t say she is "freaking hot", but she is certainly breeding worthy.

You could always go to a cheap tattoo parlor and get her name tattoo\'ed on your ass.

Originally posted by SwifDi
Dude, I\'m an ugly tool, but my girlfriend is freaking hot. She\'s into me for my mad Madden skills.

Swifdi. I hate to get personal, but have you even attempted to make a move? If not then bite then bullet and just do it.

Thanks for the help so far guys, it\'s gonna be a great night.

[Jumpman]

I know I justfound that pic of her saved on my comp(pfft everyone has that they messed around with once or twice...in programs I mean), and yeah she looks like she would be hot IRL.

Maybe God has something to do with this? I curse at God for blowing the rain my way...maybe I\'m doing something wrong in that department.

Originally posted by Capcom
Swifdi. I hate to get personal, but have you even attempted to make a move? If not then bite then bullet and just do it.

Haha... You can\'t date someone for a year and not make a move. I\'m not talking about what I do on these forums, so disregard all of that and focus on the question at hand.

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With all this said...Let Dr.Smooth let you listen to a story of sexual healing....

I was dating this girl, who will just be reffered to as "Crazy Bitch" in this story... I know she had a \'Winnie the Pooh\' obsession, more specfic, she collected anything that was based on the character \'Eyeor\' (spell check? The friggin\' donkey!). So, one day I simply bought a talking \'Eyeor\' doll, hid it behind the car seat, threw a jacket over it where she could not see it. While she was driving, I simply made it talk and it surprised her. She kept wondering what that muffled sound was (damn jacket...didn\'t go as planned). I finally pulled it out to her surprise. Guess what? The flood gates opened. Of course I screwed that one up later on when the lady known as \'Crazy Bitch\' asked me a question about if I was goin\' to marry someone, what would they be like..Natrually, I paniced and responded about not wanting to marry a hooker with three kids, but that is besides the point! Oh hell, I\'m not sure what the point was...


You get the idea..

Oh and never let Crazy Bitch borrow any of your important stuff. Namely socks, boxers or a  Legend of Zelda: OOT. You\'ll never F**KIN\' GET THEM BACK!

Then here goes Swifdi. A real suggestion. Take her to a club that will sell to underage. You both will have a blast with inhabitions lowered.