Hello

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

« previous next »
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 ... 8

Author Topic: Need some "romantic ideas" (LIC and Quddus not allowed)  (Read 3064 times)

Offline Jumpman

  • Legendary Poster
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7174
  • Karma: +10/-0
Need some "romantic ideas" (LIC and Quddus not allowed)
« Reply #45 on: January 19, 2004, 09:12:45 PM »
"We\'ll get over it .. I know it was hard for me, with her. She was constantly wanting to go out and do this and that. Let\'s go fishing, let\'s go hiking, let\'s just go suffer in the friggin\' sun. Let\'s only sleep six hours a day and get up early. "

It\'s like...you were dating my dad.
Logged
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

Offline Living-In-Clip

  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 15131
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Need some "romantic ideas" (LIC and Quddus not allowed)
« Reply #46 on: January 19, 2004, 09:13:05 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Capcom
Swifdi. You live in vegas. The capital of hookers. I plan on coming out for them. You should be living it up.


We need to schedule that.
I need to turn something in at work pretty soon. I\'m thinkin\' around June or so.

Two girl\'s at once..
God bless legal "call girls".

Quote
It\'s like...you were dating my dad.


 


I\'ll pretend I didn\'t read that.

;)
Logged
Offline Capcom
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 921
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Need some "romantic ideas" (LIC and Quddus not allowed)
« Reply #47 on: January 19, 2004, 09:14:04 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
We need to schedule that.
I need to turn something in at work pretty soon. I\'m thinkin\' around June or so.

Two girl\'s at once..
God bless legal "call girls".


If I decide to take that job. Then I will have vacation time I can take. So yes we do.
Logged

Offline SirMystiq

  • Singin the Doom song
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 2275
  • Karma: +10/-0
  • PSN ID: SirMyztiq
Need some "romantic ideas" (LIC and Quddus not allowed)
« Reply #48 on: January 19, 2004, 09:15:31 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Sorry, buddy
*hugs*

We\'ll get over it .. I know it was hard for me, with her. She was constantly wanting to go out and do this and that. Let\'s go fishing, let\'s go hiking, let\'s just go suffer in the friggin\' sun. Let\'s only sleep six hours a day and get up early. Why don\'t you cook my breakfast? What\'s for dinner? Can I wear your PJ\'s? What about your socks? Can I borrow your f**kin ZELDA:OOT?

DAMN YOU!!!!


And you survived?! It\'s men like you that make me feel proud of being one. You\'re a God. I salute you.
Logged
Don\'t try to confuse me with what you call  facts, my mind is already made up.
Offline The Stapler
  • Eternal Shin Splints
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1335
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://www.staples.com
Need some "romantic ideas" (LIC and Quddus not allowed)
« Reply #49 on: January 19, 2004, 09:42:23 PM »
I really wish I could suggest something...*cries*
Logged

Offline GmanJoe

  • Moderator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 12133
  • Karma: +10/-0
Re: Need some "romantic ideas" (LIC and Quddus not allowed)
« Reply #50 on: January 19, 2004, 09:48:33 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by SwifDi
Ok, it\'s me and my girlfriend\'s one year anniversary and I just want some suggestions on some things you\'ve guys pulled with girlfriends, wives, etc. that have proven to do very well. Keep in mind, I do drive, we\'re both only 17, and I live in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Feed me.

P.S. It\'s on Friday, January 23rd.


I didn\'t read any of the replies.

I say for your 1 year anniversary......do yer in das pooper. She loves that. Well, that\'s what she tells me. :p
Logged
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my

Offline Jumpman

  • Legendary Poster
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7174
  • Karma: +10/-0
Need some "romantic ideas" (LIC and Quddus not allowed)
« Reply #51 on: January 19, 2004, 09:53:11 PM »
How could anyone want something put in their ass...

I dred the times where I know a big poop is coming. It ****ing hurts...
Logged
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

Offline GmanJoe

  • Moderator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 12133
  • Karma: +10/-0
Need some "romantic ideas" (LIC and Quddus not allowed)
« Reply #52 on: January 19, 2004, 10:07:02 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Jumpman
How could anyone want something put in their ass...

I dred the times where I know a big poop is coming. It ****ing hurts...


I don\'t have to worry coz in my case it\'s exit only. But for you....well.....*rubs rocket*.....are you ready yet? :p
Logged
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my

Offline Jumpman

  • Legendary Poster
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7174
  • Karma: +10/-0
Need some "romantic ideas" (LIC and Quddus not allowed)
« Reply #53 on: January 19, 2004, 10:07:52 PM »
Can I atleast get the lub?

wow posted in the same minute wish there was something to do at 2 am
Logged
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

Offline GmanJoe

  • Moderator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 12133
  • Karma: +10/-0
Need some "romantic ideas" (LIC and Quddus not allowed)
« Reply #54 on: January 19, 2004, 10:09:50 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Jumpman
Can I atleast get the lub?



HELL YES! You think I have Rhino skin or something? Hurry! I can\'t....ahh shoot....forget it. Get me a towel. :(
Logged
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my

Offline Jumpman

  • Legendary Poster
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7174
  • Karma: +10/-0
Need some "romantic ideas" (LIC and Quddus not allowed)
« Reply #55 on: January 19, 2004, 10:12:51 PM »
Don\'t worry, I\'ll clean up the mess. Can\'t let quality liquid go to waste now can I.
Logged
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

Offline GmanJoe

  • Moderator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 12133
  • Karma: +10/-0
Need some "romantic ideas" (LIC and Quddus not allowed)
« Reply #56 on: January 19, 2004, 10:14:42 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Jumpman
Don\'t worry, I\'ll clean up the mess. Can\'t let quality liquid go to waste now can I.


Yeah...that\'s right. Get all that milk shake...OOOH!!! There some on the ceiling!
Logged
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my

Offline Jumpman

  • Legendary Poster
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7174
  • Karma: +10/-0
Need some "romantic ideas" (LIC and Quddus not allowed)
« Reply #57 on: January 19, 2004, 10:16:03 PM »
I swallow all the healthy and nutricious milk.

I feel dirty. :(
Logged
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

Offline Living-In-Clip

  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 15131
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Need some "romantic ideas" (LIC and Quddus not allowed)
« Reply #58 on: January 19, 2004, 11:10:03 PM »
This thread went downhill, really , really fast..ugh.

As for anal sex, from what I understand, if you hit the prostrate during it, that will cause an orgasm on a guy or girl. That is why sometimes durin\' a BJ a girl will sneak a finger up there.

Why are we discussing such things?
Yikes.
Logged

Offline Jumpman

  • Legendary Poster
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7174
  • Karma: +10/-0
Need some "romantic ideas" (LIC and Quddus not allowed)
« Reply #59 on: January 19, 2004, 11:14:06 PM »
To actually take a penis sized object in the ass just seems quite painful as I previously said. Besides...poop comes out of the ass as you all may be aware of...and poop=bad in my book.

So that leaves you with poop+pain=fun?
Logged
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 ... 8
« previous next »
 

SMF spam blocked by CleanTalk