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Offline L i L K u B B s
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A hypothetical question
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2004, 09:57:44 PM »
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Some have a thing like a drinking fountain that comes up and washes your ass. Kind of cool really. Saves me time and money.


Is that really what it is used for? I see it when they tour the rich folks house.
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« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2004, 10:01:33 PM »
I believe its called a \'budette\' (spelling? I know thats brutally wrong). They\'re everywhere in Europe, I had one in Germany and Italy. :)
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« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2004, 11:19:10 PM »
Do it like the Ay-rabs.... wipe your ass with ur hand and rub it on the wall
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« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2004, 11:51:06 PM »
Depends on the type of shit. Is it a messy, squirty one? Or is it a clean log? If it\'s a clean log, why bother wiping? I never do!
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« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2004, 03:01:39 AM »
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I believe its called a \'budette\' (spelling? I know thats brutally wrong). They\'re everywhere in Europe, I had one in Germany and Italy. :)


It\'s called a bidette, and I must say that I lived longer in europe then you lived at all, but I\'ve never actually seen one.


btw. in Marocco they use their hands (no seriously) to clean their anusses and simply wash them afterwards (duh), not that that would be my solution ;)



let\'s make it more interesting.....
your girlfriend (4 year relationship) is going away for 3 years. At the trainstation were you\'re dropping here of, she throws a handkerchief (sp?) out the window as her train is starting to move. You pick it up ofcourse, knowing that it\'s the last thing reminding you of her. Afterwards you go to the toilet, find out there\'s no paper etc etc, .....what do you do? ;)
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« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2004, 03:13:58 AM »
Here\'s a shit story: During Christian camp where we were helping to rennovate poor people\'s houses there was one really hot chick on our crew, all the guys were oogling here and such.  One day she goes inside the house we are working on, I have to go to the bathroom so I go too.  It turns out she has to use the bathroom as well but she doesn\'t notice me follow her.  She closes and locks the door while I wait.

Do you dare me to finish?  Tune in next time you :ghey:\'s
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« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2004, 03:30:23 AM »
THey had a bidette in a hotel we went to a couple weeks ago.  I didn\'t use it, but Logan did.  He wouldn\'t pee in the toilet.  He would only pee in the bidette.
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« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2004, 05:08:23 AM »
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Here\'s a shit story: During Christian camp where we were helping to rennovate poor people\'s houses there was one really hot chick on our crew, all the guys were oogling here and such.  One day she goes inside the house we are working on, I have to go to the bathroom so I go too.  It turns out she has to use the bathroom as well but she doesn\'t notice me follow her.  She closes and locks the door while I wait.

Do you dare me to finish?  Tune in next time you :ghey:\'s


sooo, what?  did she have the smelliest shiat or something?  or is some story where you bang some chick in the bathroom? where are you going with this story?

BTW, I would never leave a bathroom without wiping my ass.  thats nasty.  Id probably use a washcloth or something and then toss that biatch!
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« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2004, 06:48:30 AM »
What\'s wrong with shouting out for your friend to leave a fresh bog roll outside the bathroom door?
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« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2004, 06:55:33 AM »
This happened to me while I was in Manila. I had to use their out house that had no TP or water.

I used my hankerchief(sp?).

I walk over to the owner of the restaurant and ask for a bucket of water and a cup so I can wash my ass. Seems to be a common thing in the Philippines.
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« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2004, 09:15:37 AM »
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Here\'s a shit story: During Christian camp


Remember when Swif posted a story about Christian camp? :p
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« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2004, 11:06:08 AM »
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Some have a thing like a drinking fountain that comes up and washes your ass. Kind of cool really. Saves me time and money.

Yeah i had one in my old house. Kinda weird if you ask me. Its not like a spray either, its fairly strong (i guess it would have to be) but having a jet of water fly up your ass is a... different experience. I mean, you have to whipe twice. I dont know about the people that use them on a regular bassis but are you supposed to let all the left overs run down or wipe twice or what?

IDK.
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« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2004, 11:25:15 AM »
If it\'s your friend, I don\'t see how yelling for some toilet paper would be a bad thing.  I\'m sure he has one of those massive costco bags somewhere in the house like a towel closet or something that\'s full of TP to hand to you.  Not that difficult.
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« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2004, 11:38:47 AM »
But very embarassing for some people...I\'d take a chance with using a towel then attempt to dispose of the evidence in the laundry shoot/bin.
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« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2004, 11:42:37 AM »
and you people thought your gpa was weird for carrying a hankie didn\'t you?
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