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A hypothetical question
« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2004, 11:43:11 AM »
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But very embarassing for some people...I\'d take a chance with using a towel then attempt to dispose of the evidence in the laundry shoot/bin.


I think the friend would notice that there is a big brown stain in his towel when he goes to do a load of laundry.
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« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2004, 11:51:53 AM »
What\'s wrong with wiping your ass with your underwear and then just throwing them away and freeball?
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« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2004, 11:59:02 AM »
I hate going commando. That shit is damn uncomfortable. Screw that.
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I don\'t have comprehension issues, you just need to learn how to communicate.
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« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2004, 12:01:06 PM »
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I think the friend would notice that there is a big brown stain in his towel when he goes to do a load of laundry.

What if it\'s a brown towel! Or any dark coloured one...I don\'t know but I think it could get past him. Especially if he doesn\'t do the laundry ie wife/gf/parents in some situations.

Another thing I\'d do...leave it on the ass and tell him I\'m leaving.
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« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2004, 12:04:29 PM »
LOL. Bastards stealing towels. You better return that.

And the towel would smell like shit. If my parents or somebody questioned me about a shit stained towel id still beat my friends ass for making me explain it and for not telling me. Id rather give them toilet paper from another bathroom than have to find out that way.
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
I don\'t have comprehension issues, you just need to learn how to communicate.
Yessir massir ima f*** you up reeeeal nice and homely like. uh huh, yessum ; ).
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« Reply #35 on: June 30, 2004, 12:11:24 PM »
And I thought OffTopic.com had shitty topics.
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« Reply #36 on: June 30, 2004, 12:13:45 PM »
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But very embarassing for some people...


Why?  It would be embarrassing moreso for your friend for not stocking up their bathroom properly.  I mean, think about what they would do if they were home alone... they\'d hop, pants down, to get more toilet paper and then return to the bathroom after they did that.  I just don\'t see the embarrassment factor...
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« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2004, 01:32:51 PM »
LOL :laughing:
OMG!!The bidette wasnt designed for cleaning your asses in mind!! :laughing:
its mainly for women to clean their vagina area!!

edit: or is it for cleaning your asses as well hmmm :confused:
« Last Edit: June 30, 2004, 01:39:54 PM by Unicron! »
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« Reply #38 on: June 30, 2004, 01:39:39 PM »
STOP YELLING AT ME!
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« Reply #39 on: June 30, 2004, 01:40:56 PM »
:laughing: :laughing: good one

I edited it. :p is it ok now? :p
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« Reply #40 on: June 30, 2004, 01:41:47 PM »
much better, it was just too loud earlier
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« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2004, 01:43:52 PM »
:laughing:
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« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2004, 01:52:08 PM »
Bidette is for cleaning assholes dood.

Sorry I ended my story I had to go out the door.  Anyways it ended up with me waiting for 5min or so, she came out looked at me all embarassed and left.  I was like ok.... I went in and it smelled gross.  So it is TRUE that girls, especially hot ones, take shits.
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« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2004, 02:08:09 PM »
assholes buddy.  It\'s not good to shoot watter up the nanny.
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« Reply #44 on: June 30, 2004, 03:48:49 PM »
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Why?  It would be embarrassing moreso for your friend for not stocking up their bathroom properly.  I mean, think about what they would do if they were home alone... they\'d hop, pants down, to get more toilet paper and then return to the bathroom after they did that.  I just don\'t see the embarrassment factor...

In the end, you\'d be walking out there with shit on your ass and I think that\'s a little embarassing. No one needs that conversation it\'s unneccessary.

-I need toilet paper
--Why
-There\'s none left.
--Did you?...
-Yes.
--So you have?...
-Yes.
--Ok be right back.

Ick frightening occurance.
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