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Offline MPTheory

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A hypothetical question
« Reply #60 on: July 01, 2004, 10:32:45 AM »
Same here... If I had to.  I sure as hell wouldnt use a friggin towel! or my underwear..  Seriously people, WTF???
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« Reply #61 on: July 01, 2004, 10:46:24 AM »
Well, asking is kinda crazy but I think I could.  I wouldn\'t  let myself ever get in that situation though.
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« Reply #62 on: July 01, 2004, 10:47:20 AM »
Back in highschool my bestfriend ran out of toilet paper at his house once, so he just decided to leave his pants around his ankles and go out into the hallway closet and get some.  While walking to it he passed a bedroom and in that bedroom was the hottest girl in the school and the poor bastard just froze there with his pants down and couldn\'t move.
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« Reply #63 on: July 01, 2004, 10:52:03 AM »
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Originally posted by The Stapler
So what do you tell your friend when suddenly he hears a SHOWER turn on?

I climb up onto the sink and try and squeeze my ass all up in it so I can say I was washing my hands.


You\'re never using my bathroom.
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« Reply #64 on: July 01, 2004, 10:56:41 AM »
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Back in highschool my bestfriend ran out of toilet paper at his house once, so he just decided to leave his pants around his ankles and go out into the hallway closet and get some.  While walking to it he passed a bedroom and in that bedroom was the hottest girl in the school and the poor bastard just froze there with his pants down and couldn\'t move.


ummm, how did the hottest girl in school end up in a bedroom at his house without him knowing?  That is a funny story though haha.
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« Reply #65 on: July 01, 2004, 12:50:08 PM »
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Back in highschool my bestfriend ran out of toilet paper at his house once, so he just decided to leave his pants around his ankles and go out into the hallway closet and get some.  While walking to it he passed a bedroom and in that bedroom was the hottest girl in the school and the poor bastard just froze there with his pants down and couldn\'t move.


So, did you wave, turn away and grab the toilet paper from the closet? :p

Now here\'s the question. What would you do if you ran out of toilet paper in a public bathroom?
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« Reply #66 on: July 01, 2004, 12:53:46 PM »
Reach into the next stall and take some mofo.
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« Reply #67 on: July 01, 2004, 06:09:15 PM »
Just shake what ya can then move to another stall just close your ass together.
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« Reply #68 on: July 01, 2004, 07:18:06 PM »
I once in my school had to take a shit. I walked into the bathroom and there was no toilet paper in any of the stalls. I walked out and held it for the rest of the day.
Another funny story is that I was in the lax locker room last year. I had to take a monster crap. I didn\'t want to take a dump in the locker room bathroom because it hasn\'t been cleaned since it\'s been built. It was pretty bad. There was not much tp in there anyway. I walk out and go around the school to other bathrooms. My school has a habit of locking bathrooms (I don\'t know, don\'t ask. They think it cuts down on smokers. They actually dumped like 100,000 bucks from what I hear in a bathroom. They locked it all year). Well, I walk around to other bathrooms and they were either locked or had no toilet paper (typical). I go back to the locker room, take paper towels and line the seat. I then take a bunch of paper towels, just in case. I finished on the last bit of toilet paper. I so lucked out :)
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« Reply #69 on: July 01, 2004, 09:53:46 PM »
[size=10]Honestly, who gives a shit.[/size]

Hypothetical questions are retarded, especially immature ones about feces.
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« Reply #70 on: July 01, 2004, 10:00:07 PM »
^^^


Man I wish Spudz was banned right now. Then my picture might make sense.
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« Reply #71 on: July 01, 2004, 10:24:05 PM »
lol funny story omen

My friend had this girl that really like him and she would go to extreme measures to talk to him (and she was fugly too). Anyways, his brother was a huge drug dealer and always had people coming into the house and this girls sister went to get drugs from his brother and brought her sister along, the one that basically stalked him. And at 11 at night he said he was just chillen in his boxers watchin tv in his room and she just busted in and said "Hi Danny!" and he said he screamed and started yellin at her and saying "WTF ARE U DOIN HERE?! GET THE **** OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU CRAZY ****ING BITCH" :laughing:
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« Reply #72 on: July 01, 2004, 10:32:53 PM »
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[size=10]Honestly, who gives a shit.[/size]

Hypothetical questions are retarded, especially immature ones about feces.


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« Reply #73 on: July 01, 2004, 10:49:22 PM »
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lol funny story omen

My friend had this girl that really like him and she would go to extreme measures to talk to him (and she was fugly too). Anyways, his brother was a huge drug dealer and always had people coming into the house and this girls sister went to get drugs from his brother and brought her sister along, the one that basically stalked him. And at 11 at night he said he was just chillen in his boxers watchin tv in his room and she just busted in and said "Hi Danny!" and he said he screamed and started yellin at her and saying "WTF ARE U DOIN HERE?! GET THE **** OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU CRAZY ****ING BITCH" :laughing:

Another heart warming moment from the guy who laughs at people with cancer.
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« Reply #74 on: July 01, 2004, 11:07:23 PM »
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