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Offline politiepet
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A hypothetical question
« Reply #45 on: June 30, 2004, 04:51:29 PM »
wtf? everybody takes a shit, why would you be embarrased about it?
Are you the type of person who looks around suspiciously when buying paper in the supermarket, hoping no one notices? :eek:
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.
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« Reply #46 on: June 30, 2004, 05:29:39 PM »
No but when you funk up somebody else\'s bathroom its another thing. Not to mention that you didnt tell and/or you didnt plan on doing so. So by asking for some toilet paper you blow your cover. Like i said before, it all depends on your relationship with that person but i guess this sort of think doesnt live in your world.

Im just saying that some people get touchy about that shit. Especially if they clog your toilet up. Uhg. I mean there are some people who have dirty friends including myself that would let them use it but would rather them use the turdlet before they bring their funky asses over to my house.
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
I don\'t have comprehension issues, you just need to learn how to communicate.
Yessir massir ima f*** you up reeeeal nice and homely like. uh huh, yessum ; ).
Debra Lafave Is My Hero ;) lol
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« Reply #47 on: June 30, 2004, 09:56:20 PM »
Well, I would logically shout it from the bathroom.

"Hey dude, can you do me a favor and bring me some toilet paper, there\'s none in here."

They\'ll bring it to the door, drop it off, you open it, grab it, and proceed to wipe.  If your shit stinks, that\'s life.  Whatever.  I guess I\'m just a person who doesn\'t care if someone has to do their required business in my house or not and doesn\'t feel embarrassed in pointing out that I use toilet paper to wipe my ass and would like some if there\'s none in the bathroom to do the wiping with.
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« Reply #48 on: June 30, 2004, 10:02:17 PM »
I guess I\'m the kind of person who avoids everything. Avoids speaking with relatives, avoids doing homework/assignments until it\'s late, avoids any potentially weird situation like running out of toilet paper in someone\'s yes etc. I figure if no one knows about it, then no one is harmed.

Years of therapy to ensue I\'m sure.
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« Reply #49 on: June 30, 2004, 10:31:15 PM »
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Originally posted by Ryu
Well, I would logically shout it from the bathroom.

"Hey dude, can you do me a favor and bring me some toilet paper, there\'s none in here."

They\'ll bring it to the door, drop it off, you open it, grab it, and proceed to wipe.

I said this earlier
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
I don\'t have comprehension issues, you just need to learn how to communicate.
Yessir massir ima f*** you up reeeeal nice and homely like. uh huh, yessum ; ).
Debra Lafave Is My Hero ;) lol
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« Reply #50 on: June 30, 2004, 10:32:49 PM »
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Originally posted by Ashford
Or hop in the shower to scrub your crack clean...

DUH!


So what do you tell your friend when suddenly he hears a SHOWER turn on?

I climb up onto the sink and try and squeeze my ass all up in it so I can say I was washing my hands.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2004, 10:34:35 PM by The Stapler »
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« Reply #51 on: June 30, 2004, 10:35:38 PM »
How aboout you use the faucet, without turning the water on?

Just wipe the shit onto the cold steel and leave it there for the next poor sap to wash their hands?
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« Reply #52 on: June 30, 2004, 10:41:44 PM »
:laughing:  ^This guy^
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
I don\'t have comprehension issues, you just need to learn how to communicate.
Yessir massir ima f*** you up reeeeal nice and homely like. uh huh, yessum ; ).
Debra Lafave Is My Hero ;) lol
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« Reply #53 on: June 30, 2004, 11:37:12 PM »
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Originally posted by Jumpman
I guess I\'m the kind of person who avoids everything. Avoids speaking with relatives, avoids doing homework/assignments until it\'s late, avoids any potentially weird situation like running out of toilet paper in someone\'s yes etc. I figure if no one knows about it, then no one is harmed.

Years of therapy to ensue I\'m sure.


eek.... you just described me....
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« Reply #54 on: July 01, 2004, 06:09:07 AM »
Well this would never happen to me seriously I always check the TP for my bunghole supply before giving birth.

Stranded stranded on a toilet bowl.
Stranded stranded without a roll.
to really prove your a man you must, wipe it with your hand.
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« Reply #55 on: July 01, 2004, 06:53:00 AM »
That could happen and then just wash your hands really really good.
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« Reply #56 on: July 01, 2004, 07:59:04 AM »
I dont think I have ever taken a Shiat at a friend\'s house.  I always wait to get home.  I\'ll go at work if I have to, but there are like 6 bathrooms in our office, and I use one that is away from everyone else.  There are 2 bathrooms in the breakroom/kitchen thats almost directly accross from my office.  I can\'t STAND it when someone takes a crap in the breakroom bathrooms.  There\'s nothing worse than smelling someone elses shiat when you go to open the fridge...  

When I was living with my ex fiance, it took me about a month to get used to the fact that I had to crap with her in the house.  And if she came in to the bathroom while I was peeing, it was like an instant blockage... I dont know why, but as soon as I saw her, it was like someone turned off the switch.

so I did what any sane person would naturally do... Called off the wedding!  JK
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« Reply #57 on: July 01, 2004, 08:35:26 AM »
MP i guess your not into golden showers then are you?? :)
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« Reply #58 on: July 01, 2004, 10:07:09 AM »
growse!!! cant say that having someone piss on me is my thang.
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« Reply #59 on: July 01, 2004, 10:24:59 AM »
I have twin bros that are 15.  They had some girls over the other day and one went into the restroom before leaving.  Everyone else was out in the car and I hear her yell, "hey dan can you get me some tp".  I just walked to the hall closet, grabbed some and handed it through the cracked open door.  It wasn\'t a big deal and I think I\'d just ask too.
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