ChizzYou know that guy who spends hours trying to make his hair look like he just woke up? How about that guy who wears retro clothes so he can look like an individual but just happens to dress exactly like thousands of other "non conformists"? Maybe you know that guy who gets wasted at every party because he thinks "alchohol make him charming"? If not, meet Chizz. He is that guy. That guy who everyone secretly hates but tolerates because he has a car and/or a cool roommate.
GmanTypical Gman thread:
Yup, that sounds like magic
A vague line about a story that could have been summed up in one sentence. Do I really have to read a whole article just to find out why Gman posted a new thread with the title of "Finally ants can sleep easy"? Give me the abridged version, Chief. This kid posts random links and headlines like he is submitting to Fark(which also happens to be where most of his articles come from).
Typical Gman post:

I\'m not saying that he is a spammer but his posting tendencies are very "spammish".
TitanWho?
BozcoHe is from chicago.....and...I\'ve got nothing.
RacerOne trick pony. Brings nothing to the board. I am willing to be that most posters can not remember one thing about him besides the fact that he played catcher in the shower. If you take that thread away from him Racer is a glorified lurker.
TheOmenOmen posts can all be broken down into 3 categories. 10% deal with hatred of atkins and weight lifting, 20% deal with nothing at all and 70% deal with omen interacting with someone elses anus. Would you hang out with someone who responded to every statement you made with a joke about tossing your salad or raping you? Besides Racer I think most of us would say no. If I didn\'t know any better I would say that Omen was Adebisi from the HBO show Oz.
Cyrus(see Titan)
SwifdiThe message board equivalent of a talking vagina. Its kind of amusing at first but after a while you wish it would shut the hell up and stop complaining about things that happen when you live your life as a pussy.
Cored(see Cyrus)
Kurt AngleHe is named after a wrestler so I guess he has that going for him. Oops, sorry about that, I had my Sarcasm Lock Key pressed. If he didn\'t have that chick for an avatar I would probably skip every single one of his posts.......Now that I think of it, I may have already skipped all of his posts. I can\'t think of one thing this guy has posted before this week.
Shockwaves(see Cored)